Form

Q1. When was the last time you wet yourself?
13

Q2. How many people can you honestly say will be at your funeral?
Six

Q3. Have you any idea how to make your partner happy?
No

Q6.  Does your net contribution to society equate to more than the crude monetary value of your organs on the Eastern European black market?
No

Q6. Can you envisage any kind of future?
Y…no.

Q7. Are you a Cunt?
Yes

Q8. Is the arbitrary and indifferent nature of the universe bothering you?
Yes

Q9. Have you failed to realise the creative potential of your early years?
Yes

Q10. Is there much point in carrying on?
Yes. I…yes. No. No.

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