Q1. When was the last time you wet yourself?
Q2. How many people can you honestly say will be at your funeral?
Q3. Have you any idea how to make your partner happy?
Q6. Does your net contribution to society equate to more than the crude monetary value of your organs on the Eastern European black market?
Q6. Can you envisage any kind of future?
Q7. Are you a Cunt?
Q8. Is the arbitrary and indifferent nature of the universe bothering you?
Q9. Have you failed to realise the creative potential of your early years?
Q10. Is there much point in carrying on?
Yes. I…yes. No. No.