The guinea, the rat and the mouse.

img_0191Once upon a time there was a little guinea pig, his name was White. He lived in a cage and he liked to eat hay, and he was sitting on some hay and a rat came along and he was sitting on some soap. And the rat went on the wheel. And the guinea pig took it away to somebody, and somebody said thank you. A mouse came and gave the soap to nobody. Somebody was right and nobody was wrong. And that’s the end.

As told by little P, aged 2 ¼